Annaliese

ladyjeynewesterling:

Disney princesses + character traits

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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baseball-boyfriends:

Friendship at it’s finest

baseball-boyfriends:

Friendship at it’s finest

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

breakfastburritoe:

dog for president. no wars. only tail wagging. and smiles. dog.

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

nogdrinker:

*fucks up*

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

canadianslut:

*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*

urbancatfitters:

i need a job where i don’t have to talk to anyone & i get a lot of money

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence