Disney princesses + character traits
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
Friendship at it’s finest
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
dog for president. no wars. only tail wagging. and smiles. dog.
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*
i need a job where i don’t have to talk to anyone & i get a lot of money
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence